Infinity is just time on an ego trip.
Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest - then we can all die laughing.
If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well viewed.
What goes up must come down. But don't expect it to come down where you can find it.
Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.
There's nothing sadder than getting to the end of your life and saying, 'I didn't do it right'.