I guess if people couldn't profit from war I don't think there would be war.

I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They'd eaten each other.

Growing up in Michigan was fine...until I realized where I was.

If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well viewed.

There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.

What goes up must come down. But don't expect it to come down where you can find it.

Creating characters is just another way to express a type and put that type to use.