I guess if people couldn't profit from war I don't think there would be war.

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?

The formula for water is H2O. Is the formula for an ice cube H2O squared?

I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They'd eaten each other.

The best mind-altering drug is the truth.

If beauty is truth, why don't women go to the library to have their hair done?

For fast-acting relief try slowing down.