Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.

I was always empathetic with animals. It's a terrible and self-involved point of view that we do something because someone else is exploitable.

When I've had a meltdown, people will say to me, "Well, you failed to keep your sense of humor."

I worry about kids today - because of the sexual revolution, they're going to grow up and never know what "dirty" means.

Thank God kids never mean well

I especially love 'Web Therapy' and I did 'Eastbound and Down' too. I had a lot of fun doing that.

The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year-everything from kings, queens, and presidents to the scum of the earth.