Maybe if people started to listen, history would stop repeating itself.

Did you know, throughout the cosmos they found intelligent life forms that play to play? We are the only ones that play to win. Explains why we have more than our share of losers.

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.

Wouldn't it be great if we all grew up to be what we wanted to be? The world would be full of nurses, firemen, and ballerinas.

I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They'd eaten each other.

Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.

It's a more ridiculing, divisive humor today.