When I am happy I feel like crying, but when I am sad I don’t feel like laughing. I think it is better to be happy; then you get two feelings for the price of one.
It's a more ridiculing, divisive humor today.
If I had known what it would be like to have it all - I might have been willing to settle for less.
Well, if I can be of any help at all, you are in worse trouble than I thought.
We are people with lives, not consumers with lifestyles.
I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They'd eaten each other.