I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.
We're giving jobs to people who would otherwise be out of work if we weren't exploiting cheap labor.
We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
Exercise is for people who can't handle drugs or alcohol.
If life is so meaningless, then why are we always bringing it up?
Did you know, throughout the cosmos they found intelligent life forms that play to play? We are the only ones that play to win. Explains why we have more than our share of losers.