I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.

I guess if people couldn't profit from war I don't think there would be war.

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.

I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They'd eaten each other.

Infinity is just time on an ego trip.

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.

I still believe that sex is dirty. It's just that now I wouldn't have it any other way.