Suddenly I burst into song: 'Awe, sweet mystery of life, at last I found thee...' And I felt so good inside and my heart felt so full, I decided I would set time aside each day to do awe-robics. Because at the moment you are most in awe of all there is about life that you don't understand, you are closer to understanding it all than at any other time.

No matter how cynical you become, it's never enough to keep up.

There will be sex after death, we just won't be able to feel it.

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?

I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.

I guess if people couldn't profit from war I don't think there would be war.

The road to success is always under construction.