Wouldn't it be great if we all grew up to be what we wanted to be? The world would be full of nurses, firemen, and ballerinas.

If life is so meaningless, then why are we always bringing it up?

What goes up must come down. But don't expect it to come down where you can find it.

If trying harder doesn't work, try softer.

Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.

To act out something or take chances in the performance is one thing. But in terms of a camera, whatever's captured is captured so that's a little more daunting. You know you can't go back next week and fix it. Whereas in a live audience you know it's so in the moment and you just go with what's happening. First of all you never have to see it again so you don't know if you were really fulfilling it or not.

I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They'd eaten each other.