Wouldn't it be great if we all grew up to be what we wanted to be? The world would be full of nurses, firemen, and ballerinas.

I try to be cynical, but it's so hard to keep up.

If life is so meaningless, then why are we always bringing it up?

I worry about kids today - because of the sexual revolution, they're going to grow up and never know what "dirty" means.

Even when I'm being funny, I'm deadly serious.

I was always drawn to more the social-expression-of-culture types.

Thank God kids never mean well