Language was invented because of the deep human need to complain.

If beauty is truth, why don't women go to the library to have their hair done?

We don't care. We don't have to. We're the phone company.

Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.

Well, if I can be of any help at all, you are in worse trouble than I thought.

Infinity is just time on an ego trip.

Reality is nothing more than a collective hunch.