I guess if people couldn't profit from war I don't think there would be war.
Thank God kids never mean well
If I had known what it would be like to have it all - I might have been willing to settle for less.
Did you know, in the entire universe, we are the only intelligent life forms thought to have a Miss Universe contest?
Maybe if people started to listen, history would stop repeating itself.
Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?