It's not just the cheerleading thing I have a problem with, it's the whole jock enchilada. I'm all for a good game of basketball in teh driveway or a killer bike ride. But when there's tackling and grunting involved-- no thanks.

Dreck is dreck and no amount of fancy polish is going to make it anything else.

I want to know why, if men rule the world, they don't stop wearing neckties.

What I like most about change is that it's a synonym for 'hope'. If you're taking a risk, what you are really saying is, 'I believe in tomorrow and I will be the part of it.

if you don't want to get old, don't mellow.

I think laughter may be a form of courage. As humans we sometimes stand tall and look into the sun and laugh, and I think we are never more brave than when we do that.

When the anchorman is wearing a colonel's uniform, it tells you something.