When the anchorman is wearing a colonel's uniform, it tells you something.

It's not brain surgery. It's not nuclear physics. It's television. It's only television.

When the anchorman is wearing a colonel's uniform, it tells you something.

if you don't want to get old, don't mellow.

Pitching was about fooling people, manipulating them, making them believe in something that ultimately wasn't there. Great pitching was great lying.

If you believe in your heart that you are right, you must fight with all your might to do it your way. Only dead fish swim with the stream all the time.

A few weeks after my surgery, I went out to play catch with my golden retriever. When I bent over to pick up the ball, my prosthesis fell out. The dog snatched it, and I found myself chasing him down the road yelling "Hey, come back here with my breast!"