By morning, she was raw and sore, and knew walking would be an effort. By morning, she could barely remember what it had been like to not know his body, not to have felt him inside her and held him in her arms and absorbed the power of his thrusts as he came. By morning, she was his.

I'm not holding you against your will; I'm holding you against your car.

Honey, the only experts in PMS are men. That's why men are so good at fighting wars; they learned Escape and Evade at home.

I have a real low tolerance for parasites, and you're so close to the limit that I'm already reaching for the flea powder.

It was just a kiss – " "Yeah, and King Kong was just a monkey.

Hormones were as potent as whiskey, and twice as sneaky.

Life's too short to waste it on someone you can't trust. You should be able to depend on the man you love not to lie to you or cheat on you. If you have that as a base, you can work on the other stuff.