Every time I see some piece of medical research saying that caffeine is good for you, I high-five myself. Because I'm going to live forever.

I love making friends.... it's people I can't stand.

I think people can generally trust me, but they can trust me exactly because they know they don't have to.

I think Leopard is a much better system [than Windows Vista] but OS X in some ways is actually worse than Windows to program for. Their file system is complete and utter crap, which is scary.

I can mostly laugh at myself and this whole mess called "Linux developers," which means that I get along with most people and most people get along with me.

My name is Linus, and I am your God.

Developers have the attention spans of slightly moronic woodland creatures.