Every time I see some piece of medical research saying that caffeine is good for you, I high-five myself. Because I'm going to live forever.

I'd much rather have 15 people arguing about something than 15 people splitting into two camps, each side convinced it's right and not talking to the other.

I think people can generally trust me, but they can trust me exactly because they know they don't have to.

I don't expect to go hungry if I decide to leave the University. Resume: Linux looks pretty good in many places.

I do get my pizzas paid for by Linux indirectly.

Modern PCs are horrible. ACPI is a complete design disaster in every way. But we're kind of stuck with it. If any Intel people are listening to this and you had anything to do with ACPI, shoot yourself now, before you reproduce.

Hmmm, completely a-religious - atheist. I find that people seem to think religion brings morals and appreciation of nature. I actually think it detracts from both.