An actress, around 40, on television, that's where you get the most torture, I think.
Shirley MacLaine said, You're so funny, then gave me a hug. Everything went white. I couldn't hear, I couldn't see. I thought I was going to pass out
In college I castrated 21 rats, and I got pretty good at it.
This is who I am. Not everybody has to like it.
Life's a lot easier when you're dumb.
I always felt like I could be funny, but there was a part of me that always judged actors so harshly... I thought all actors were dumb-that they must have serious emotional problems. Even if they don't, that's the perception I had of them. I didn't want anyone to see me that way.