An actress, around 40, on television, that's where you get the most torture, I think.

There was a time there when I thought going out was so fun. I don't know how it happens, but suddenly that's not a priority anymore.

From elementary school on up through junior high school, I loved to perform. But I put it all away during high school and college. I thought, "That's not actually something you do with your life." But then I was compelled to try it after college. I just got overcome.

Life's a lot easier when you're dumb.

In college I castrated 21 rats, and I got pretty good at it.

I’m the youngest in my family and everyone is very funny, and I was always trying to keep up with them. I just loved making people laugh.

I actually made an effort to reject acting, to shove it out of my body, because I didn't want my kids to have an actress as a mother-to have, like, a silly person.