Life's a lot easier when you're dumb.

You can't help but just be aware that things might not always be as good as they are, because people's feelings about others can turn on a dime.

This isn't just an unhappy planet. Sometimes very good things can happen.

There was a time there when I thought going out was so fun. I don't know how it happens, but suddenly that's not a priority anymore.

Is it me? Is it like I have a beacon that only dogs and men with severe emotional problems can hear?

I don't even know if it's possible, but if it were, I'd like to make those kinds of old movies where the women were articulate and intelligent and flawed and witty.

Shirley MacLaine said, You're so funny, then gave me a hug. Everything went white. I couldn't hear, I couldn't see. I thought I was going to pass out