This is our big chance to see what people think of us. The real us. We have to show em there's nothing to be afraid of. If we don't get over our fears, they never will.

Is my name V? No... Then why would I follow U?

One question:do you want to hang ten or BE a ten?"-Massie Block

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment.

I like writing about the issues we all bump up against as we get older, but I try to present them in a fun way.

A good boss asks what part she could have played in the problem. And then she asks herself what she can do better next time.

Because whipping an atlas at Jackson's head while he was flirt-touching that Frankie girl in geography would have been very satisfying. And beating him with the Eiffel Tower snowglobe while he kissed Cleo in French would have been tres cathartic. But she hadn't. Instead she'd been egg-like: a hard shell on the outside, and a runny mess on the inside.