I came out of the womb looking for the camera angle

Well, when I was growing up it was Ozzie and Harriet on TV - nobody's parents were like that.

You see, that's another thing that my parents gave me: an enormously great sense of humor.

Initially, I wanted to be an ice skater, but then when I was 13 I saw Bye Bye Birdie, and that was it - I wanted to be on Broadway.

I've said it before, but it's absolutely true: My mother gave me my drive, but my father gave me my dreams. Thanks to him, I could see a future.

Now, having had this experience, I can't say really what they were looking for. I don't know their minds. But every time I see a reality show, it seems that the most entertaining parts on other reality shows are when they make their guests look foolish.

I worked very hard, but I think it's unfair to make it all sound like it's all David's fault.