Opportunities present themselves to me. That's how my whole life has been pretty much. I've been lucky.

If you want to effect change, start small.

Good satire hopefully provides thought-provoking conversation.

Opportunities present themselves to me. That's how my whole life has been pretty much. I've been lucky.

One of the first things Catholic school taught me is that babies were born sinners. You sucked before you took your first breath.

I feel like the world has just become a polyester suit that's smoldering, melting, and at some point we have to figure out how to extinguish it.

I think the craziest thing I heard, and this guy's not even nominated, he's from Texas...he said there's no reason that women shouldn't carry a stillborn baby to term, and that it's an excuse to have an abortion if she doesn't want to. She should just let nature take its course from start to finish. Literally forcing birth of a fetus that died in the womb.