If you are very religious, and your religion teaches you that conception equals a baby, I don't know how I'm ever going to win you over to my side.

And home pregnancy tests? They are so last century. Nowadays, I think there's an app that calls your iPhone to warn you that if you finish that third cosmo, you may wind up with a wombmate.

Really life is about narcissism; no one is ever thinking about you much. You always think people are thinking about you way more than they are.

My curiosity is not a choice. It's always been part of me. I think of it as a vital organ.

Truth be told, when you start your career out as a clown, you don't consider yourself a writer.

It's always fun when somebody who you admire and respect is the voice - is your voice, as a viewer.

It is easier to talk about issues; it is easier to say you're a feminist because it's actually awesome to be one. The panopoly of people identifying as feminists is really excellent now that we've come to a point where all these really interesting voices are rising up and saying they're feminists - women of color, trans people, gay folks, everybody. It's an exciting time to actually define as that because it means that people are really feeling like their voice is what's the most important thing in the movement, and I love that.