Of course I believe in hell. I have three brothers.
False hope is better than no hope at all.
Tact is for people with too much damned time on their hands.
What if there's no such thing as PMS and this is just my personality?
A guy's got to get a license to drive a Geo, but any doofus with a few good swimmers can be a father.
A person without regrets is called a corpse.