Tact is for people with too much damned time on their hands.
False hope is better than no hope at all.
Sometimes we succeed because of our upbringing, sometimes we do so in spite of it.
Women have to be in the mood for sex. Men have to be breathing.
A guy's got to get a license to drive a Geo, but any doofus with a few good swimmers can be a father.
A person without regrets is called a corpse.
A wedding is no way to begin a marriage.
What if there's no such thing as PMS and this is just my personality?
Of course I believe in hell. I have three brothers.
Love is like skydiving without a parachute.