A wedding is no way to begin a marriage.
Sometimes we succeed because of our upbringing, sometimes we do so in spite of it.
Women have to be in the mood for sex. Men have to be breathing.
What if there's no such thing as PMS and this is just my personality?
A guy's got to get a license to drive a Geo, but any doofus with a few good swimmers can be a father.
Tact is for people with too much damned time on their hands.