Jessica: “You great drunken jackass!” Dain: “I did not give you leave to use my Christian name.

I am not in love with you," she said. "It is an infatuation. I have heard of such derangements happening to elderly spinsters.

I deserve passion," she said. "I deserve to be loved- in every way. I deserve a man who'll give his whole heart, not the part he isn't using at the moment.

The Challenge is to pry Bertie loose from Dain and his circle of oafish dengenerates,” Jessica said severely. “It would be far more profitable to pry Dain loose for yourself,” said her grandmother. “He is very wealthy, his lineage is excellent, he is young, strong, and healthy, and you feel a powerful attraction.” “He isn’t husband material.” “What I have described is perfect husband material.” said her grandmother. “I don’t want a husband.” “Jessica, no woman does who can regard men objectively. And you have always been magnificently objective.

Women don't have a sense of humor. They don't need one. The Almighty made them as a permanent joke on men. From which one may logically deduce tha the Almighty is a female.

The bigger they are, the harder they fall. And the better the world liked seeing them fall.

He was a man. Men always had lewd thoughts. It was perfectly natural and normal