If you are killing time, it's not murder. It's suicide.
The best way to save face is not to use the lower half.
On this team, we're all united in a common goal: to keep my job.
Give me a blackboard. I can stop anything on a blackboard.
I look at athletes in all sports and try to picture what kind of football player they'd be, what position they'd play and so on.
I'm not a disciplinarian. I simply enforce other people's decisions.