My inspiration is coming more and more from the way I feel and the gratitude I feel. The older you get the more humility you have.

I have added a lot. There's some Vegas stuff and hotel stuff and a whole chunk on health.

My inspiration is coming more and more from the way I feel and the gratitude I feel. The older you get the more humility you have.

My first words were 'Seconds, please.' Most kids in kindergarten napped on a little rug. I had a braided 9 x 12.

I'm a 7 o'clock act. My people want to go to a show, a dinner and then go home and go to bed.

When I say, 'I can't stay long, I'm in-between meals,' that plays differently on the radio than it does in person. So I have to pick material that works because the words are funny, not just because of the images.

If I were the last person on earth, some moron would turn left in front of me.