Minnesotans really think they run the whole world, I love that.

I'm a 7 o'clock act. My people want to go to a show, a dinner and then go home and go to bed.

We all think we're going to get out of debt.

My mom ate every piece of butter in the Midwest, she lived till she was 90. And my dad, he smoked, he drank - we finally just had to kill him.

I was with a famous comedian when a young fan walked up and asked for an autograph. The comedian blew him off. I'll never forget the look on the young boy's face. He was devastated.

I think what people were trying with me was to figure out who I was. They thought I was funny, but they were like, "How can we use this guy so he can regularly do this?" Does that make any sense? I think people were trying to figure out if my fat peg would fit in their square hole.

I have a very warm spot in my heart for Vegas.