Perception is created and twisted so quickly.

I wish I could [keep a journal]. I have a lot of journals with one page half written in. I sometimes will write myself a quick email on my Blackberry when I think of something.

I did a show in New Jersey in the auditorium of a technical high school ... Technical high school, that's where dreams are narrowed down. We tell our children, "You can do anything you want." Their whole lives. "You can do anything!" But this place, we take kids - they're 15, they're young - and we tell them, "You can do eight things. We got it down to eight for you."

I've started to kind of hate people, and it's not because I have anything against them. It's just, I enjoy it. It's recreation.

I don't care about the weight. You know, I'm lucky; I'm one of those people - I can eat donuts, whatever, and I just get fat.

My kids used to love math. Now it makes them cry. Thanks standardized testing and common core!

The ability to just sit there. That's being a person.