Perception is created and twisted so quickly.

I'm a good citizen. I'm a good father. I recycle and I masturbate.

I don't like comedy. I like funny things. I don't like comedy. Like, comedy movies are just, 'Oh Jesus.'

I know what it's like to have a bunch of material that's working that you don't care about. You want to die.

Technically, I've learned that having good legs and wind is good for being on stage. You have to be in shape and have endurance.

[about being a father] I don't really remember what it was like before. Whatever I had going on, it was bullshit. It wasn't important. It's kind of a nice thing about being a dad. My identity is really about them now, and what I can do for them, so it sort of takes the pressure off of your own life. What am I going to do, who am I? Who cares, you've got to get your kids to school. So I like it that way.

...Then I got divorced and everything changed, and I became a father in a whole new way and found a whole new set of difficulties.