You know what our number one threat is? Heart disease.
America's a family. We all yell at each other. It all works out.
Most Americans have so much crap, that you could lose most of it and still have way more stuff than the average Canadian.
You can't cancel my stand-up tours. It's impossible. There's too many separate bosses. There is no 'bosses.'
God is like a shitty girlfriend.
Anytime you see a bit where some stranger does something to me, it's me.