I don't think it makes any sense to try to get anyone to not talk.

Well, when I was younger, I lied all the time, because once you understand the power of lying, it's really like magic because you transform reality for people.

Look at all the minorities around here! I'm the only majority.

For years, Blockbuster Video has edited movies. Like The Bad Lieutenant, when he's masturbating while the girls in the car are doing the thing. I rented it from Blockbuster and sped to that scene, and it was gone. I called up Blockbuster, and I'm like, "I got an erection, and the scene's not there."

If you have something to say, here's what you do: You write it down on a piece of paper, you go out in the lobby, and then you go home and you kill yourself.

I don't stop eating when I'm full. The meal isn't over when I'm full. It's over when I hate myself.

People get successful and they start saying, 'Well of course I am! I was chosen! I'm special!' No, you're not.