I don't think it makes any sense to try to get anyone to not talk.

I don't have sex drive... I have sex 'just sit in the car and hope someone gets in'.

I ate too much and masturbated too recently, you know? It's bad to like jerk off and run out the door, 'cause you run into somebody. "Oh, she knows..." You got to take some time alone to process the shame.

I know I'm getting old because there will be times when I'm not even doing anything and I'll think, 'I need to go wipe my ass right now.'

I never viewed money as being 'my money' I always saw it as 'the money.' It's a resource. If it pools up around me then it needs to be flushed back out into the system.

I don't have a room full of writers pitching ideas. It's just me out of my head.

I do actually use a boxing trainer when I train for stand-up.