If I were a food, I'd be a Chili because you know.. I'm hot.

And remember people: you might not be plastic, but you are fantastic!

I can make your tears fall down like the showers that are British.

You can't go to sleep without a cup of tea and maybe thats the reason that you talk in your sleep.

Niall: Help! Louis: Did anyone hear that? Niall: Help!! Louis: SOMEBODY NEEDS HELP! RAAH! (Pulls open shirt and has Superman shirt underneath) Superman is here!!

When I was growing up we didn't have a massive house and there were five women running around, so my dad and I had to stick together!

Oh it's the bingo playing wizard I love you guys so much, but not as much as my bird and my bingo!