Sometimes I think I'm not normal, and I get weirder and weirder everyday.
I like someone who doesn't take life too seriously. I hate people who are a bit uptight.
Oh it's the bingo playing wizard I love you guys so much, but not as much as my bird and my bingo!
I secretly want to be a zebra. That is why I always wear stripes.
Even if there's a tiny tiny chance, isn't that worth going for it?
I'm Louis the Tommo Tomlinson!