You know what? You're an individual, and that makes people nervous. And it's gonna keep making people nervous for the rest of your life.

[Harriet] hated math. She hated math with every bone in her body. She spent so much time hating it that she never had time to do it.

Harriet never minded admitting she didn't know something. So what, she thought, I could always learn.

Writers don’t care what they eat. They just care what you think of them

Ole Golly: The time has come, the walrus said... Harriet M. Welsch: To talk of many things... Ole Golly: Of shoes and ships and ceiling wax... Harriet M. Welsch: Of cabbages and kings... Ole Golly: And why the sea is boiling hot... Harriet M. Welsch: And whether pigs have wings!

Don't mess with anybody on a Monday. It's a bad, bad day.

People who love work, love life.