Honestly, what planet do these people live on? And why isn't it farther away?

He who laughs last laughs the laughiest.

I like the idea that I can talk to any teenage girls. You know, in a language that makes sense to them.

What shall I say? I must tread a fine line between glaciosity and friendlinosity. With just a hint of 'you don't know what you are missing, my fine-feathered friend.

...Then it said on the news, "And tonight the Prime Minister has just got to Number Ten." I looked down at Jas and said, "Ooer." Meaning he'd got to number ten on the snogging scale. And then we both laughed like loons. Vati just looked at us like we were mad.

This is the first day of the rest of my life. So why is my hair sticking up like a cockerel?

If you fall down those stairs and break both of your legs, don't come running to me!