Watching TV mum said," Do you miss your dad?" And I said," Who?

P.P.S. I am giving you telepathic hugs. P.P.P.S. But not in a telepathically lezzie way.

This soft grass suggests 'softness' to me, but also at the same time 'lying-down-ness'.

When uncle Eddie does his impression of 'Like a Virgin' it's like Madonna is coming out of his body!' Christ what an image.

You are not ashamed of our luuurve, are you, Jas?' 'Look, shut up, people might hear.' 'What do you mean, the people who live in the telephone?

You wouldn't say ' You've got the crappest eyes I've ever seen. Your eyes make me physically sick.

I said, "Do you think she thinks it's me?" Jas said, "Well, it's pretty conclusive, isn't it? She said 'the most sniveling idiot I have ever come across.'" I said, "I didn't know that YOU have been seeing Masimo. Tom the Slug King is going to be very upset.