Watching TV mum said," Do you miss your dad?" And I said," Who?

I couldn't believe it. It was unbelievable, that's why. My face was like a frozen fish finger. All rigid and pale. (But obviously not with breadcrumbs on it.)

I've never had anyone say they love me before. Libby lobes me, that is true, but there is something a bit menacing about the way she says it.

The fly in her argument is that when she says, 'they' will feel like lemons, we don't know who 'they' are. And 'they' might BE lemons.

Jassie, guess what I'm dancing in!' 'I don't know, a bowl?' 'Non... I am dancing in my Nuddy-pants!

P.P.S. I am giving you telepathic hugs. P.P.P.S. But not in a telepathically lezzie way.

At that point Ms Fox came in and said, "Hello, carry on as if I am not here." Then she lay down on the floor.