He has a song in his heart for me. I hope it is not "Shut Uppa You Face, Whatsa Matta You.

You make me laugh like a loon on loon tablets!

Unbelievable! I said, "What would I be doing walking the streets at night as a stuffed olive- gate-crashing cocktail parties?

I don't want to be rude to the afflicted but Uncle Eddie is bald in a way which is the baldest I have ever seen.

How do you make yourself not like someone?

You're fourteen years old. You've only had that hair for fourteen years and you want to change it already! How bored are you going to be with it by the time you are thirty? What color will you be up to by then?

Dance of the Sugar Plum Bikey. Yes, that's got a nice ring to it.