He has a song in his heart for me. I hope it is not "Shut Uppa You Face, Whatsa Matta You.

Vaisey said, "Is it because your parents don't understand you?" Charlie said, "No, it's because our parents understand us very well, and that is why they wanted us to go away.

This is the first day of the rest of my life. So why is my hair sticking up like a cockerel?

Dad has brought me a cup of tea in bed this morning! I said, 'Vati, why are you waking me up in the middle of the night? Are you on fire?

Rosie laughed in a not too reassuring way if you like sane laughter.

Or if I truly gave up I could be like Wet Lindsay. When Robbie dumped her she got all pale and even wetter than normal. She was like an anoraksick. (A person who is both very thin and wears tragic anoraks.) I just made that up as a joke. Even though I am very upset I can still think of a joke.

I will not have him in my brain;there is no room for anyone else in the cakeshop of agony. it's crowded enough in there already.