If you fall down those stairs and break both of your legs, don't come running to me!

At that point Ms Fox came in and said, "Hello, carry on as if I am not here." Then she lay down on the floor.

P.P.S. I am giving you telepathic hugs. P.P.P.S. But not in a telepathically lezzie way.

What in the name of Hitler's panties and matching bra set was she talking about?

Mr. Darcy was in Pride and Prejudice and at first he was all snooty and huffy; then he fell in a lake and came out with his shirt all wet. And then we all loved him. In a swoony way.

Mum said, "It is the thought that counts." And I said, "I know, which is why I am ringing the authorities right now. Anyone who thinks like she does should be locked up out of harm's way.

Everyone is so obsessed with themselves nowadays that they have no time for me.