If you fall down those stairs and break both of your legs, don't come running to me!

Look, I can't go out with you, because... because... because I'm a lesbian.

Dad has brought me a cup of tea in bed this morning! I said, 'Vati, why are you waking me up in the middle of the night? Are you on fire?

Here is another marvy glimpse into the gothic basement that I call my mind.

This is the first day of the rest of my life. So why is my hair sticking up like a cockerel?

I will not have him in my brain;there is no room for anyone else in the cakeshop of agony. it's crowded enough in there already.

Still, life carries on. Exams to be examined. Serious things to be thingied.