If you fall down those stairs and break both of your legs, don't come running to me!

He has a song in his heart for me. I hope it is not "Shut Uppa You Face, Whatsa Matta You.

Rosie laughed in a not too reassuring way if you like sane laughter.

Some things in life are not pleasant but they have to be done. For instance, German and maths.

I said, "Do you think she thinks it's me?" Jas said, "Well, it's pretty conclusive, isn't it? She said 'the most sniveling idiot I have ever come across.'" I said, "I didn't know that YOU have been seeing Masimo. Tom the Slug King is going to be very upset.

Mum said, "It is the thought that counts." And I said, "I know, which is why I am ringing the authorities right now. Anyone who thinks like she does should be locked up out of harm's way.

I've never had anyone say they love me before. Libby lobes me, that is true, but there is something a bit menacing about the way she says it.