Dad has brought me a cup of tea in bed this morning! I said, 'Vati, why are you waking me up in the middle of the night? Are you on fire?

Your soul shines through even if you haven't got mascara on

I wanted to kill her and make her eat her fringe. And her knickers.

I like the idea that I can talk to any teenage girls. You know, in a language that makes sense to them.

Looking out of the window at the infinite sky, I prayed out, 'Dear Baby Jesus, I am sorry for my sin, even though I do not know what they are, which seems a bit unfair if it is going to be held against me. But that is your way. And I am not questioning your wisdomosity. In future, however, would it be possible for my life to be not so entirely crap? Thank you.

Who wouldn't want to see some owl eggs?" I said, "Come on then, they are down here." He said, "Tallulah, the answer to who wouldn't want to see some owl eggs is... me!!!!

I've never had anyone say they love me before. Libby lobes me, that is true, but there is something a bit menacing about the way she says it.