I will not have him in my brain;there is no room for anyone else in the cakeshop of agony. it's crowded enough in there already.

P.P.S. I am giving you telepathic hugs. P.P.P.S. But not in a telepathically lezzie way.

He had everything a dream boy should have. Back, front, sides, Everything. A head.

Shakespeare is just some bloke who keeps ranting "what light trough yonder window breaks" its the moon for god sakes!

How many times do we all have to do this? Get up, go to school, again? Before everyone admits it's a crap idea?

I said, "Do you think she thinks it's me?" Jas said, "Well, it's pretty conclusive, isn't it? She said 'the most sniveling idiot I have ever come across.'" I said, "I didn't know that YOU have been seeing Masimo. Tom the Slug King is going to be very upset.

The tannoy is crackling but I can only hear heavy breathing and snuffling. ... Uh-oh, the tannoy is crackling again. "Sorry about that, ladies and gentlemen, I momentarily lost hold of my pie.