Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world.

I'm happy that I have brought laughter because I have been shown by many the value of it in so many lives, in so many ways.

The more things you do, the more things you can do.

Some of the most gifted people I've ever met or read about are homosexual. How can you knock it?

I hate failure and that divorce was a Number One failure in my eyes. It was the worst period of my life. Neither Desi nor I have been the same since, physically or mentally.

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

Now get the hell out of here and go change the world.