One of the things I learned the hard way was that it doesn't pay to get discouraged. Keeping busy and making optimism a way of life can restore your faith in yourself.
People either have comedy or they don't. You can't teach it to them.
Now get the hell out of here and go change the world.
Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead.
I never thought I was funny. I don't THINK funny.
You see much more of your children once they leave home.