The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
Whether we're prepared or not, life has a habit of thrusting situations upon us.
People either have comedy or they don't. You can't teach it to them.
Use a make-up table with everything close at hand and don't rush; otherwise you'll look like a patchwork quilt.
Some of the most gifted people I've ever met or read about are homosexual. How can you knock it?
Television is the quickest form of recognition in the world.