Tell people the truth, they laugh. The truth is so tragic they have to pretend it's a joke.

Tell people the truth, they laugh. The truth is so tragic they have to pretend it's a joke.

Military intelligence is a meaningless phrase because the two words are mutually exclusive.

Monstrous behavior is the order of the day. I'll tell you when to be shocked. When something human and decent happens!

Beware the beguiled, they do their own beguiling.

A lawyer's relationship to justice and wisdom is on a par with a piano tuner's relationship to a concert. He neither composes the music, nor interprets it-he merely keeps the machinery running.

Nobody's ever satisfied until they've been dead a good week.