A woman can do anything she wants as long as she doesn't do anything she wants! She can go anywhere she likes as long as she stays put!

I read it plain on his face, an implacable determination to get at the truth. C.B. Greenfield had mounted his mental charger, and he had a second horse waiting for me.

No mass appeal. Ergo no profit. Ergo no use. The current World Credo.

A lawyer's relationship to justice and wisdom is on a par with a piano tuner's relationship to a concert. He neither composes the music, nor interprets it-he merely keeps the machinery running.

Tell people the truth, they laugh. The truth is so tragic they have to pretend it's a joke.

A man's home is his castle, and his wife is the janitor

Unemployed writers have muses. Employed writers just sweat.