Fortunately, like all good things, Christmas Day does come to an end.
A man's home is his castle, and his wife is the janitor
Nobody's ever satisfied until they've been dead a good week.
[Law] is one part justice to nine parts expediency. Who needs it.
Tell people the truth, they laugh. The truth is so tragic they have to pretend it's a joke.
I find the scientific mind horrendous. All those brains and not a moral imperative between them.