I told her, "I got the chips if you got the dip." She said when I dip, that I better be equipped and keep my hand on her hips.

Keep on complaining about slavery and that was over 40 to 50 years ago. You know, black folks need to move on.

They call me Seymour Butts, cause I get more ass than most.

There's nothing like trying to spoonfeed Tortellini Carbonara to a blindfolded naked giggling woman.

Just me and my nuts, that's all I got in this world.

I always look for something that I haven't necessarily done yet because I like to expand my body of work.

Whips and chains, handcuffs, smack a little body up with my belt. Scream, help play my game, dracula man, I'll get my fangs.