Kemo Sabe, kiss my ass.

Both my parents worked, so I was home alone a lot, and I would listen to their records. They belonged to the Columbia House record club, so they had records!

There's no bad luck, There's just the luck you've found.

Fortunately, I've never had a job

It's true that I did get the girl, but then my grandfather always said, Even a blind chicken finds a few grains of corn now and then.

I've always thought that writing isn't really that hard. It's having a good idea that's hard.

It's difficult to get started-when it comes to dealing with an unknown quantity, people are reluctant to trust their own opinion. It helps if two or three people give you a boost.