That's right, you're not from Texas. But Texas wants you anyways.
My favorite Aggie joke? I'm sorry I don't understand the question
Who keeps on loving you when you've been lying, saying things that ain't what they seem? God does, but I don't. God will, but I won't.
I am limited by what I can think of to do-my choices are not so great.
If you forget the words to your own song, you can always claim artistic license. Forget the words to the national anthem and you're screwed.
The loss of Jerry Garcia feels like the end of an era in the same way it felt when Elvis died and John Lennon was killed.