I wasn't afraid to be laughed at or be loud.

When you think about it, giving up your real personality is a small price to pay for the richness of living happily ever after with an actual man!

The point of the daily diary exercise is not to record what you already know about what happened to you in the last 24 hours. Instead, it’s an invitation to the back of your mind to come forward and reveal to you the perishable images about the day you didn’t notice you noticed at all.

If I didn't try to eavesdrop on every bus ride I take or look for the humor when I go for a walk, I would just be depressed all the time.

What year is it in your imagination?

When an attractive but ALOOF ("cool") man comes along, there are some of us who offer to shine his shoes with our underpants. There are thousands of scientific concepts as to why this is so, and yes, yes, it's very sick but none of this helps.

Remember how you used to be able to feel your bed breathing and the walls spinning when you were a kid?