The only reason we find structure in stories is because it's there naturally in human interaction, and in the way that people tell stories.
Lynda BarryWhen an attractive but ALOOF ("cool") man comes along, there are some of us who offer to shine his shoes with our underpants. There are thousands of scientific concepts as to why this is so, and yes, yes, it's very sick but none of this helps.
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