When an attractive but ALOOF ("cool") man comes along, there are some of us who offer to shine his shoes with our underpants. There are thousands of scientific concepts as to why this is so, and yes, yes, it's very sick but none of this helps.

In life there are always these things happening if you can just get the joke.

A man who has been dead for a week in a hot trailer looks more like a man than you would first expect.

When you think about it, giving up your real personality is a small price to pay for the richness of living happily ever after with an actual man!

I think of images as an immune system and a transit system.

For horror movies, color is reassuring because, at least in older films, it adds to the fakey-ness.

If I could only turn the etch-a-sketch of my life upside down.