When an attractive but ALOOF ("cool") man comes along, there are some of us who offer to shine his shoes with our underpants. There are thousands of scientific concepts as to why this is so, and yes, yes, it's very sick but none of this helps.

If I had had me for a student I would have thrown me out of class immediately.

You can't know what a book is about until the very end. This is true of a book we're reading or writing.

I need to be cheered up a lot. I think funny people are people who need to be cheered up.

You'll never call him Fifi again.

When you think about it, giving up your real personality is a small price to pay for the richness of living happily ever after with an actual man!

At the center of everything we call 'the arts,' and children call 'play,' is something which seems somehow alive.