If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: 'President Can't Swim.'

I am making a collection of the things my opponents have found me to be and, when this election is over, I am going to open a museum and put them on display.

I hear the headlines on the radio, see them on TV and read them in the paper. When I hear from the men out there, I sometimes don't believe they are talking about the same situation.

Just like the Alamo, somebody damn well needed to go to their aid. Well, by God, I'm going to Viet Nam's aid!

Better to have him inside the tent pissing out, than outside the tent pissing in.

The thing I would like to do most is to find somehow to bring peace to the world. It has eluded me.

Every man has a right to a Saturday night bath.