Jack was out kissing babies while I was out passing bills. Someone had to tend the store.

The Organization of American States couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel.

...that though they may refuse to grow wise, they must inevitably grow old; ...that the proper solaces of age are not music and compliments, but wisdom and devotion; that those who are so unwilling to quit the world will soon be driven from it; and that it is therefore in their interest to retire while there yet remain a few hours of nobler employments.

I'm a powerful S.O.B., you know that?

When the family collapses, it is the children that are usually damaged. When it happens on a massive scale, the community itself is crippled.

If government is to serve any purpose it is to do for others what they are unable to do for themselves.

If a single act of folly was more responsible for this explosion than any other it was the arbitrary and dangerous announced decision that the Straits of Tiran would be closed. The right of innocent, maritime passage must be preserved for all nations